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Wednesday, March 5th, 2008
1:52 am - How to defuse a Mallory during a fight.

[01:49] missmalloryevans: Why are men about jumping into solving problems rather than first validating feelings?
[01:50] missmalloryevans: Let me rephrase..
[01:50] missmalloryevans: Why are STRAIGHT MEN...
[01:51] KrispyDoringo2: They go to kill the dragon first before checking to see if the princess is alright.

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Wednesday, October 17th, 2007
1:21 pm

[13:15] missmalloryevans: Sometimes it feels like I don't know better. Like I'm lost on a British subway.
[13:17] KrispyDoringo2: That's a good metaphor, I think. Because they seem like they're really easy to lose yourself in, but actually they're not. The maps are misleading and don't help but a train comes by pretty much every three minutes so if you're on the right line you will eventually get to where you want to go.
[13:18] missmalloryevans: I just don't know where I wanna go.
[13:19] KrispyDoringo2: Then wait on the platform for me to step off my train so you don't get lost. :) Well, I hope I can help you find where you want to go.

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Tuesday, July 17th, 2007
12:35 pm

[12:33] sea kitty m: I wish you played an instrument.
[12:33] KrispyDoringo2: *cough* I'm not musically inclined.
[12:33] KrispyDoringo2: Or artistically really. My art is words.
[12:34] sea kitty m: You can have more than one art! I can draw, play clarinet, and write!
[12:34] KrispyDoringo2: True.
[12:34] sea kitty m: And replicate random cartoon junk.
[12:34] KrispyDoringo2: But you're Pisces and female.

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Thursday, June 7th, 2007
5:04 pm - Aww, romance.

[17:03] doringo_empire: I give to you willingly my heart. I'm very difficult to break from the outside but very easy to break from the inside.
[17:03] doringo_empire: Kind of like a coconut.

current mood: amused

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Saturday, June 2nd, 2007
4:31 pm

[Newbie] Rene Gamble: how often does every friday come?

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Wednesday, April 25th, 2007
3:24 pm

You say, "I'm going to sleep well tonight."
Adam Vetinari says, "You deserve a lot more good things than you actually get, I think."

current mood: blushy

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Saturday, May 20th, 2006
5:39 pm

You say, "Today I bought Twister so Brendan can see it."
You glance wildly about the room in a paranoid manner.
Chris says, "Why not just find pcitures on the INTERWEBS?"
David chortles.
You say, "Uh. Twister the movie. Not the game."
David says, "O"
David has a mad coughing fit.
You chortle.
Chris says, "o"

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Thursday, May 4th, 2006
2:00 am - This is awesome!

[02:00] Hickerspoff: And, to tell you the truth, the first thing I thought when I found out how old Brendan was was 'Thank god someone else other than me who isn't insane dated someone with that much of an age gap when they're so young are dating.' SO GRAMMAR SUCKS IN THAT SENTENCE BUT YEAH.

current mood: happy

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Tuesday, March 28th, 2006
1:31 pm

Me: Brendan doesn't qualify for the Green Card Lottery so I'm afraid it's gonna be really hard to get him legalized.
Mom: Don't worry about it. You just get him here and we'll get him set up.

current mood: touched

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Sunday, January 22nd, 2006
9:29 pm

You say, "TEDDY RUXPIN!!!!!!!!!!!"

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Wednesday, January 11th, 2006
1:13 pm - I don't think he likes Turkish Delight.

[13:13] KrispyDoringo2: It tastes like that one time I drank perfume. *ponder*

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Sunday, January 1st, 2006
2:05 am

Brendan says, "It's gorgeous. I smelled it when I opened the parcel and I'm like "OMG US POSTAL SERVICE PARCELS SMELL AWESOME" then I realised it was your perfume."

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Tuesday, December 6th, 2005
1:44 pm - mmm mushy mushy

[13:43] sea kitty m: AHM SO PROWD UR MINE
[13:43] KrispyDoringo2: AHM SO PROWD AHM URS

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Wednesday, November 30th, 2005
1:17 am - Sound advice-ish stuff.

[01:16] Mark: If he feels the same way then it's not possible to ruin anything.

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Sunday, November 27th, 2005
4:30 pm - Cuuuute!

[16:29] KrispyDoringo2: I used to think when I was a kid the weatherman decided what weather we'd have that week. Good times.

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Friday, November 25th, 2005
2:53 pm

[14:50] KrispyDoringo2: I hate it when I misread things. It's like when google autocompletes my queries into something completely unrelated to what I was going to search.
[14:51] KrispyDoringo2: Although pig being autocompleted as Paris Hilton was amusing.

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Sunday, November 20th, 2005
3:03 am

Doringo says, "ANDROID THING?"
Doringo says, "Er...I think he was called Bishop or something."
Doringo says, "He wasn't realistic because he could move in a straight line. I mean WTF. Bishops move in diagonals."

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Monday, November 14th, 2005
12:42 am

[00:42] Mark: You're the miss-able type. As in I could find myself crying about not seeing you in a while. You're unique with some common sense.

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Sunday, October 2nd, 2005
7:22 pm - Funny for no apparent reason..
thoden [19:21] KrispyDoringo2: Go out and conquer the world.
[19:21] animel2001: Ok.
[19:32] animel2001: Now what?

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Saturday, September 24th, 2005
11:01 am

[10:54] temporarily_ordinary: Your mom is funny.
[10:56] seakittym: If we were the Gimore Girls, she'd be Rory.
[10:56] temporarily_ordinary: And you'd be...LUKE.
[10:57] seakittym: Hahaha, I'd totally be Lorelai. because im dumb and on crax
[10:57] temporarily_ordinary: ya rilly
[10:58] seakittym: Lorelai rules so it's okay. Even if she's wicked old. Psh. Actually I have no idea how old they make her... She was 16 when she had Rory and Rory is 21 sooo... 37.
[11:00] temporarily_ordinary: You're more along the lines of...55. :))))
[11:00] seakittym: POOR MALLORY.
[11:00] temporarily_ordinary: Better to be too old than be too young.

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